If I get asked ‘netflix & chills (creepy winky face)?’ from one more match I will probably ask them to meet up with me & punch them in the face.
But seriously..where is the originality?
Well I have had a few ‘original’ conversation starters in the last two days since being active again on Tinder. I’ve been asked to go on a date skate boarding, if I would like to ‘come over & play xbox’, if I would like to join a husband & his wife, if I wanted to go fishing, what I was doing on here, how much a polar bear weighs & if I wanted to ride a fireman’s pole?
Safe to say I didn’t seal the deal of any of the above propositions.
I have decided I am bored of Tinder. You swipe left or right deciding if they are hot or not - then you chat - repeating yourself over & over - this is what I do for a job, this is where I am from, this is what I like, yeah I'm keen to meet up. You meet up & they don't look anything like their profile - you find them annoying & you know that if you hadn't have met them on tinder you probably wouldn't have given them a chance. So you swipe again.
End of my story.
Tinder is lame.
I'm going to stick to meeting guys in real life - I don't have enough time to repeat my life to desperadoes ten times a day, go on pointless dates with liars & lastly I really don't feel I need to heighten my chance of arthritis through swiping.